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OQ – an original question

This question was sent directly to The Thinker, and is not shamelessly lifted from another site….

Question: How in the name of all that is holy can Bristol Palin still be on Dancing with the Stars, and how can her psycho mom still get paid to squeak and shriek incoherent word salad?

Sincerely,

Stranger in a Strange Land

Answer: I can answer both questions with one answer: A lot of people in this country are crazy. Not the fun crazy like a girlfriend who wants to have sex in the bathroom at her parents house on your first Thanksgiving there while about a million relatives mill about yards away, but scarey crazy, like the girlfriend who wants to kill you for talking to other women, even if you do happen to work with them and are talking to them at work. And stupid. A lot of people in this country are stupider than at any other time in our history. It’s a fact and is supported by evidence.  Trust me.  To paraphrase George Carlin, think about how smart the average American is, and the remember that half of all Americans are dumber than that.  It explains a lot, not just Dancing with the Stars results.

And just because I like to see trouble get stirred up, I am praying Bristol wins – the real dance fans who watch the show will run through the streets with pitchforks and torches!

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